Amit Singh

If you’re unfortunate like me and happen to live in Virginia’s occupied 8th District, then I encourage you to go to the polls today and vote for Amit Singh.

And afterwards, come and join me for a cocktail or two at Amit’s victory party, which will be held at the Eleventh Street Lounge.

Hopefully Amit will win so I can have fun beating Moran’s brains out — especially after his people lit-dropped Fairlington Village last night and put a flyer on my car.

But if like usual, the Republican Party will not select Amit and will instead vote for yet another big-government Republican. I have a feeling, though, that today will be an unusual day for the Republican Party.

Let’s hope so.